Tuesday, April 13, 2010

"Stop Eating the Paste" Special

I was reminded today of two of my greatest talents, and in an effort to not hide my light under a bushel, I will share these talents with you now. The first is falling. Anywhere. I was walking up the stairs in the Tanner building, and about halfway up decided to call my friend Sarah, whom I was about to visit. As I brought the phone up to my ear, my foot completely missed the step and I fell UP the stairs. And landed full force on the top landing. For those of you who have been in the Tanner, you might recall that the main atrium has the potential for great acoustics - I am fairly certain that the "thump" my body made hitting the floor could have been heard by all. Yes, its a talent I'm sure you all wish you had.

The next talent is my great ability to learn. I have been attending this college for two full school years, and I have finally mastered the ability to refer to the JFSB by its proper name. My usual name for it is "the building sort-of south of the tanner, it has a weird courtyard, its by the library but not too close, its confusing inside, has some sort of spiral staircase inside; you know what I mean?" I still think that's a better way to distinguish between the JSB, JKB, and JFSB, but who really wants to listen to me? I'm the type of girl who falls up stairs.

In actual news, I have a job interview Thursday. Wish me luck!!

3 comments:

  1. :) Good luck on your interview!

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  2. luck. and i wish i could fall like you :)

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  3. Maybe we have good genes for that. Dad always falls leading with his chin. Of course - I don't fall much - I run into walls. :)

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