Monday, September 27, 2010

A Letter

Dear Custodial Department at the Place Where I Work,

I appreciate your need for automatic toilets. The sanitary benefits would appear to be huge. However, is there a way for you to reduce the water pressure slightly so that water does not SPURT out of the toilet when it flushes? Water splashing from the toilet onto my nylon-covered legs is not the most pleasant experience.

Signed, a concerned intern.

2 comments:

  1. maybe your custodians are perverse?

    or maybe our first concern should be that you HAVE to wear nylons. I hate that part the most. But maybe that's not so bad to you.

    love.

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  2. Yikes! If you start a petition, I will sign it.

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